Goth Cruise the Movie

Intro now on Vimeo!

2009-12-01T14:50:00.001-08:00

Goths in hot weather

2009-08-01T13:44:00.000-07:00

Obviously, we love this website! Look out for some of the Goth Cruisers making an appearance on the website.

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Goth Day on 6 Music

2009-05-22T10:23:00.000-07:00

Today is Goth Day on 6 Music and Goth Cruise director Jeanie Finlay went in to chat to Nemone about the film and the upcoming DVD launch.

If you missed the show you can listen again for the next 7 days.

If you would like to Pre-order the Goth Cruise DVD, please email joe "at" tigerlilyfilms.com or join the Facebook page to be kept informed on the release.

Two more chances to see GOTH CRUISE - RICH MIX and FLATPACK FESTIVAL - Book now!

2009-02-28T11:39:00.000-08:00

GOTH CRUISE is screening at RICH MIX Cinema, Bethnal Green Road, London. Wednesday, March 4th, 7.30pm with director Q & A. The last screening at Rich Mix sold out so book your tickets NOW to avoid disappointment.

March 13th, and GOTH CRUISE is showing at the "wilfully eclectic" (The Guardian) FLATPACK FESTIVAL. We're looking forward to this one, the brochure, lineup and website look FANTASTIC. Book your tickets here.

Director Jeanie Finlay will participate in "REAL JOURNEYS" a discussion with Kieran Evans (Vashti Bunyan: From Here to Before, screening at the festival) hosted by Hussain Currimbhoy (Sheff doc fest), part of the Unpacked Day. Looks great, so book your ticket and see you there!

Mark Simon Hewis will be there earlier in the day talking about his work which includes the phenomenal short - The life size zoetrope.

GOTH CRUISE at the beautiful Hollywood Theatre, Portland, Oregon then on to Big Sky in the mountains

2009-02-19T16:36:00.000-08:00

Here's the glorious marquee signage at the beautiful Hollywood Theatre, Portland, Oregon, which screened Goth Cruise in early February.

Then on to the mountains of Missoula, Montana and a screening at the historic Wilma Theater at the fantastic Big Sky Documentary Film Festival.

The view from the cinema doors.

Goth Cruise poster spotted at the laid-back film-maker's lounge

Goth Cruise director Jeanie Finlay on Blaine, Missoula.

The deco "W" at the Wilma.

Here's another gratuitous shot of those beautiful mountains.

Set your TIVO - NOW!

2009-01-19T06:24:00.000-08:00

IFC Broadcast
Tuesday, January 20th 2009
8.15am and 1.15pm

So tune in, and tell your friends.

Two more dates - USA special screenings

2009-01-13T01:12:00.000-08:00

I'm pleased to announce two upcoming special screenings of GOTH CRUISE in February.

February 11th 9.30pm
Hollywood Theatre, Portland, Oregon
Intro and Q&A with director Jeanie Finlay and Sean T Lewis, who features in the film.

Come along to watch the festival cut of the film (slightly different to the version broadcast) and hear what it was like making the film, from both sides of the camera.

Goth Cruise then screens at the fabulous Big Sky Documentary Festival, Missoula, Montana.

Come to the festival and watch the film at the historic Wilma Theater, the largest screen in Montana, reputedly the inspiration for the torch song scenes in Blue Velvet, by "Boy scout from Missoula" David Lynch.

Premiere Dates - IFC

2008-12-18T13:12:00.001-08:00

A big thank you to everyone who watched GOTH CRUISE on IFC FREE (VOD) and made it's run such a huge success. (USA)

Here are the IFC Premiere dates for your diary:

Wednesday, January 7th 2009
Tuesday, January 20th 2009

So tune in, and tell your friends.

A very Merry Christmas and see you in the New Year.

Director Jeanie Finlay on TV Talk Radio

2008-12-13T11:35:00.000-08:00

Jeanie on Talk radio - TV Talk with Shaun Daily. Listen Here

Goth Cruise - the trailer with an American accent!

2008-12-04T13:20:00.001-08:00

There's now info about Goth Cruise on the IFC website, including the trailer (below) and further clips.

Available on IFC Free (Video on Demand) NOW!

Goth Cruise at The Waiting Room

2008-12-03T04:01:00.000-08:00

Goth Cruise is sailing home, well back to the director's home-town Eaglescliffe this Sunday evening for an evening of music and film at the finest vegetarian restaurant in the country - THE WAITING ROOM!

The film is playing in a double bill with music from the amazing Thomas Truax.

Sunday Dec 7th 7.00pm The Waiting Room, Eaglescliffe. Tickets are limited so book NOW!

TUNE IN - Goth Cruise on IFC FREE (VOD) : November 27th!

2008-11-21T13:33:00.000-08:00

The big news is that Goth Cruise will be available on IFC next week:

Tune in - Premieres on IFC FREE (VOD): November 27, 2008 at Midnight.

The film has been getting great reviews and some lovely screenings / receptions - it was shown at the wonderful Sheffield Documentary Festival earlier this month - it sold out! The East Midlands regional premiere at Broadway was last Sunday, with the Q &A hosted by Steven Severin, who was charming and eloquent and the black vodka cocktails flowed all night long. Quad, Derby on Tuesday was also fabulous.

Here are some recent reviews and articles for your perusal:

Huffington Post - Things I learnt on IFC's Goth Cruise - Jeanie Finlay

Comics Waiting Room // MTV // Realscreen // Monsters and Critics

if you've seen the film and liked what you saw do join the Facebook page and keep in touch.

Steven Severin to host Q & A in Nottingham

2008-11-10T12:30:00.000-08:00

Steven Severin (photo by Arban)

After a sell out screening at Sheffield Documentary Festival this weekend we are very pleased to let you know that STEVEN SEVERIN (Siouxsie and the Banshees) will be hosting the Q & A with director Jeanie Finlay, after the regional premiere of GOTH CRUISE at Broadway Cinema, Nottingham. November 16th, 8.30pm

Severin composed a calypso version of "Spellbound" entitled "Steelbound" for the soundtrack of GOTH CRUISE.

The screening will be followed by music from No More Parachutes and cocktails in the Mezz bar until late.

See you there!

Find the event on Facebook.
More info and tickets available from Broadway.

GOTH CRUISE Upcoming Screenings

2008-10-25T16:26:00.000-07:00

There are a number of places to see Goth Cruise in November. The director, Jeanie Finlay will be in attendance at all screenings to introduce the film and take part in a Q and A afterwards. Book your tickets early!

Saturday Nov 8th 2.15pm Sheffield Documentary Festival

Sunday Nov 16th 8.30pm Broadway Cinema, Nottingham.

Monday Nov 17th 7.00pm Quad, Derby. Tickets are free so book NOW before they all go.

Friday Nov 28th 9.00pm Phoenix Cinema, Leicester.

"Don your best black eyeliner and run to see this film" MTV

Goth Cruise at Sheffield International Documentary Festival

2008-10-01T03:09:00.000-07:00

Goth Cruise will be playing at the fabulous Sheffield Documentary Film Festival November 8th at 3.15pm. So come along, watch the film, sample the finest documentaries from around the world and do say hello.

For more info visit the doc fest website

Everyone knows at least one Goth. But how well do you know them? The perpetual question of what do Goths do for fun is answered here in this hilarious trip inside a cruise ship where 150 'People in Black' share their holiday with 2500 'Norms'. Its not all about severe abuse of eye make up and comparing shades of black. The subculture with global membership in the millions remains a mystery to most outsiders as such open and honest access to its brethren is very rarely allowed. Disregard everything you know about Goth culture. 'Goth Cruise' is a landmark documentary that takes a candid and ultimately redefining look at what it really means to be Goth.

See you there!

Sailing the black sea in ST Louis

2008-09-04T14:14:00.000-07:00

This beautiful illustration accompanied the sneak preview of Goth Cruise at the Webster Film Series, ST Louis. Image by http://paulantonson.com in the River Front Times.

Goth Cruise sneak preview at Convergence 14, in the sunshine state plus special screening in London

2008-07-27T15:03:00.000-07:00

I am happy to let you know that GOTH CRUISE will have a special "sneak preview" at CONVERGENCE 14, Ybor City, Florida. on 8th August, 2008 at 8pm. Cuban Club Theater. Many of the cruisers will be in the audience and I'm (the director) hoping to get out there for the screening. see www.c14ybor.com for Convergence tickets and more details.

If Florida is too far then there is a special screening in London at Rich Mix Cinema on August 5th. Contact Rich Mix for tickets - www.richmix.org

Hope to see you there.

Join the Goth Cruise Facebook page

2008-05-19T08:27:00.000-07:00

Goth Cruise the Movie now has a Facebook page. Join it for regular updates and screening information.

Done and Dusted

2008-05-15T15:36:00.000-07:00

Goth Cruise has recently been mixed and graded at legendary Air studios and it's sister company Breathe.

The bespoke music written and performed by Fyfe Ewing and Steve Nolan is suitably brooding and the soundtrack includes tracks by Rome Burns, The Cure, Siouxsie And The Banshees, Voltaire, Fields of the Nephilum and a special calypso version of Spellbound by Banshee Steven Severin - "Steelbound" among others...

It's looking and sounding fabulous so watch this space for screening info or join us on Facebook for regular updates.

Things I learned on Goth Cruise - Jeanie

2007-11-03T15:45:00.000-07:00

I've decided to borrow heavily (well in fact steal) Sheil's format for writing about our time on the boat. The sheer hecticness and surreal nature of the shoot made writing a traditional diary nigh on impossible. 6 days since we returned to the UK, 14 hours of sleep last night, I've caught up and feeling good so here goes...

Things I learned on Goth Cruise

Dapper Ian at Karaoke

1. Cruise Ships are surreal, surreal places.
Although I studied the 'virtual tour' of the Explorer of the Seas on the RCCL website, nothing fully prepared me for the intense, neon lit experience that was simply walking around the ship. I would kill to have been in on the interior design meeting when the boat was being planned...

"...I know I've got to keep everyone happy so I've planned Annie Leibowitz photos, an English pub with a giant lantern, a sports bar, an all you can eat buffet, weird carpeted lift floors with the days of the week set into them, and why not throw in a Harley Davidson in the full scale shopping promenade next to the bizarre climbing wall sculpture for good measure."

2. I have a terrible memory for names
The Goth Cruise group was a lot of new names to remember and I lose count of the amount of conversations I had with the crew to no avail along the lines of "You know, I was just talking to them, man in his 30's, eyeliner, wearing black...oh, forget it. The colour of choice made it incredibly difficult to describe at a distance.

Final photo call for the Goth Cruise group

3. It is possible to overdose of sea sickness medication
The combination of lingering illness in NYC and my anticipated fear of sea sickness, sorting permissions onboard ship and meeting the Goth Cruise group for the first time meant that I took far, far too many drugs and pretty much poisoned myself on day 1. After a few difficulties filming in the port itself (due to security) the staff onboard ship couldn't have been more helpful. I am convinced that we wouldn't have been able to make this film in the UK. Nothing was too much trouble; music was switched off for interviews and the lights subtly adjusted so that our cameras could see. Truly amazing, not a jobsworth amongst them.

The Goth Cruise group welcomed us with open arms and a whoop and a holler. It was a moment I'd been fearing as our acceptance could make or break the film and it couldn't have been more positive. Even the small handful of people who declined to be in the film for professional or personal reasons were very gracious about it.

I sat up on the top deck after the meet and greet looking over the floating neon palace in front of me and the sea behind and breathed a huge sigh of relief.

4. Goths love karaoke and hot tubs and cocktails

DJ Carrie Monster in the Marharajah Lounge

It's fair to say that the Goth group stole the show at Karaoke (aka Scaryoke) almost every night. Not the shy and retiring hand stapled to forehead Goths of legend this group revelled in the event and made it entertaining for everyone. They accompanied my bellowing of 'Don't stop me now' with Shaun of the Dead Zombie killing actions and stormed the dance floor to 'We are Family' sung by a 'norm'. Bob ultimately stole the show with a spirited rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody via the B52's accompanied by a (utili) kilt chorus.

Steph enjoys the karaoke

All this was washed down with fruity rum cocktails and most of the singers relaxed afterwards in the adult only hot tub for a nightly stewing of 'Goth Soup'.

5. I make films about pirates
My daughter is convinced that Steven and I are away making a film about pirates. On each phonecall home she asks us what the pirate's names are and what they're up to. This all started when Steven was making his horror "Mum and Dad". As he went off to set each day she would ask what his film was about and as he couldn't really give her the truth - it's a blood curdling Texas chain saw massacre-esque horror set in the Heathrow flight path - he evaded the subject until she convinced herself that Daddy was making a pirate film. The Goths do have a certain pirate chic about them...

6. Bermuda is like a slice of England, kind of.
After two days at sea it was lovely to get on to the dry land of Bermuda. The late sunrise meant that I started the day watching the sun rise from our cabin balcony at a very respectable 7.30am. Bermuda, as part of the British Empire feels weirdly English - everyone drives on the left, all the traffic lights and phone boxes are British, all in the blazing sunshine. It reminded me of my Mother's child hood photo albums growing up in British colonies. On Day one we went to the crystal caves with Ian, Bridie and Kyle. Our accommodating host let us into the rainbow cave on our own to do some filming, amazing sometimes the access that a video camera and a fluffy can attain you.

Our very amenable taxi driver drove us around the island so I could replicate the seaside shots I had got in Whitby - most striking was a hillside cemetery, like St Mary's in Whitby complete with a palm tree and polar white grave stones.

Bermuda Cemetery

On the ship I have been VERY aware of my English accent, not least because certain members of the GC group have been asking me to say "dirty" at regular intervals. A lady at breakfast in Fort Montgomery could spot my accent after only 2 syllables. I hope it doesn't make me sound stuck up - I have noticed that Americans keep doing impressions of the lift voice and sniggering each time the faceless voice announces "deck 7".

Although we share a language, it's English but not as we know it. I keep getting tripped up, particularly in interviews. With Mike, embarrassingly I told him that after his powder was applied (prior to interview) not to worry as he looked "dewy" he heard "Jewy" and replied that he looks Jewy everyday, he must have thought I was starting the interview with a light spot of anti semitism. argh. Other confusing phrases were "fag cruise" as everyone was smoking, "put me down" on the list, oh many more that can be listed here. i felt like I needed an interpreter.

7. Every woman should make room in their wardrobe for at least one corset.
I was most jealous of the Goth wardrobe on formal night. Watching Miranda constrain her formidable bosom (literally, she got dressed in the background of shot while Lobster made his transformation into Satan, I still need to watch the rushes to see if they will be making their IFC debut) into a rock hard corset creating a powerful hourglass outline made me want to celebrate my curves and get tied into a corset of my own. Goth is certainly an inclusive and broad church and the women in corsets rocked, and proved that beauty doesn't just come in one size. It was very liberating and I totally understood the appeal of wearing a look that curves were indeed a bonus.

9. Little old ladies from Jersey love Satan
When I met Lobster at home in North Carolina earlier this year I had already heard a lot about 'Satan Night' where Lobster doesn't just dress up in Goth gear, he is " a hasher, a burner, a goth, oh my" so he does something a bit more left field and dresses up as Satan amongst other guises.

Ken transforms Lobster into Satan

Lobster it is fair to say is no wall flower and I got the distinct impression that he feeds off the attention that his appearance elicits. There was a moment when it appeared his elaborate make up was in vain, he strode up and down the main promenade and was generally ignored by the small crowd eating pizza in the cafe. He blamed the presence of the film crew, my feeling was that there just wasn't enough people around, maybe it was a bit of both. A quick trip up in the lift to the packed upper deck where the cruise population at large were enjoying a mammoth all you can eat buffet party - and Satan met his public. I had anticipated that some people would be offended but everyone was relaxed on holiday and duly lined up to get their photo taken with Satan. On the whole throughout the week I got the impression that people on holiday are pretty much open to anything. The film crew just seemed to add to the frisson of excitement for little old ladies getting their picture taken with Satan.

Satan and the Night Auditor

Monika our production manager appeared to have terrible sunburn all over her decolletage, on closer inspection and the tell-tale glitter trail revealed that Satan had indeed 'left his mark'.

10. I don't like being served
After two meals in the main dining room I realised that I had had enough of being served, formally. All the crumbing down and serviette flourishing did my head in. Maybe it's my in built Britishness but the anonymity of the buffet was a welcome oasis. I'm convinced that if the ship was sinking there would be a fleet of staff on the lifeboats offering aperitifs.

11. Cruise ships are big places
The Explorer of the Seas was a 14 deck high mammoth beast of a location to tackle in only 5 days. Made me yearn at times for the 4 teenage bedrooms of my last film Teenland. In the same way that I discovered the hard way just how big the States is earlier this year (on the pilot shoot - we flew from Portland Oregon to Tampa, Florida in one day then attempted to film that evening, oh my!) it became apparent very quickly that the ship was massive and our walkie talkies were sadly not up to the job. We spent far too much of the shoot bellowing - "can you hear me, hello, hello" into an unresponsive receiver as the 2 filming units failed to communicate. It made the shoot unwieldy and was like living in a world before mobiles and emails. Next time compulsory Blackberrys all round.

12. RP Games are very complicated
I tried, on a number of occasions to get to grips with card based role playing games. It may have been the pina coladas, it may have been the jet lag but I just could not retain ANY of the rules or tactics.

13. The all you can eat buffet has left me with unrealistic expectations about food and portion sizes.
I thought nothing of trying 4 different puddings, because they were there. I think that's a common experience on board ship. I regularly saw people move up from the formal dining up to the buffet for a second sitting. The only saving grace was that we were running around a lot otherwise I would have been waddling back to Nottingham.

14. Goth dancing is fun
I learnt the classic - "Catch the bat, Love the bat and shun the bat", "the shiny penny" and "kick the smurf" dance moves on Goth night in the Chamber. For more info please visit Voltaire. www.voltaire.com

Annabelle Evil and myself on formal night
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So now I'm back home and start the edit on Monday with 90 (!) hours of footage to go through. The question is - do I have a film in there, well time will tell. I've certainly got a film, but what that film is yet is to be seen.

This is the exciting bit where the film you intended to make becomes the film you shot and takes shape in the edit. there's always compromises but there's always exciting discoveries in the details of the material.

The group were incredibly generous with their time and open in their interviews and the crew worked like dogs. I think/hope I may just have a good film about why people choose Goth, but the proof of the pudding and all that... wish me luck and watch this space, I'll know soon enough.

Short hair and my external Goth

2007-10-30T03:14:00.000-07:00

Well, back into the warmth of the studio and the kit breakdown after the 3 very intense and rewarding days in Whitby. And it was amazing.

Again.

Lovely to have Jeanie join us on the final day, and I can only imagine how tired she must have been.

I should never have even thought that having short hair would have made the slightest bit of difference - everyone was just as lovely as April, infact possibly even more so. Just as before, many of the people we walked past would give the gentle nod of recognition and would smile at us doing our jobs. Of course, any camera crew at work will get people cheering / tooting the car horn as they pass - but I felt that over this weekend, we've had so little of that; the inhabitants and visitors (Goth and not) of Whitby have been great to work with. Even in Sexy Sunday, where we were in a packed (and I mean PACKED) club doing some filming of Goths Dancing, everyone was very accepting of me walking round with my mixer / recorder round my neck, and of Cooke setting up a jib on stage to get some great shots. Our black hats off to Hazel and everyone at the Met for their help and understanding.

I went for a quick pint with Lou (my wife) on Satuday night - just before we went to film at St Mary's Church at Midnight. And it was interesting, as now I was "normal" again; Without my kit (a large fluffy badger on the end of a 5m pole is a bit of a give away) I found I had disappeared, and even though I went out of my way to make eye contact, and say a brief "good evening" to the numerous passing goths; there were few responses. But then, let's put this into context: how often would you go out round town at 11 pm, and walk round and say "hello" to people. Not very often. Everyone in the pub was very freindly - and I was clearly the least "goth'd up" in the pub and I still felt inclusive.

My one regret from the whole weekend - that I was too tired (and ill, as colds seem to have attacked us all) to go back to Sexy Sunday and have a dance. Being back in that environment, (Hazel's 80's set especially) was bloody great and it would have been lovely to have become immersed again in NIN, The Mission and The Cult purely as a punter.

Am I a Goth? - It's somewhere I really enjoy visiting (and re-visiting); but I couldn't live there.

It's a wrap - Whitby, British take on Goth and chips

2007-10-29T15:44:00.000-07:00

A pint and pork scratchings

This very British image was the low key but welcome celebration at 11.30 pm last night when we finally called time on the filming of Goth Cruise. It's a bit different from Bermuda and cruise ships, in fact the whole day was distinctly English with damp air, unique attire and faded sea-side grandeur.

After getting into London on Saturday morning hanging in rags the prospect of making it up North was looking very distant. After coffee and pizza at the in laws we headed out onto the wastelands of the M25. After about 20 minutes I realised I couldn't actually see or focus so pulled into a pub car park in Slough (How, the Office) and went to sleep for an hour.

After a fitful night's sleep - I woke up at midnight convinced I was still on the boat, I decided to do the last furlong and join the second Unit of Cooke, Grant, Jonny and Rohith who had been filming in Whitby since Friday. So a hurtling 2 and a half hour journey later and I was in my beloved Whitby surrounded by camera crew and many, many Goths.

Rome Burns

First up was Rome Burns who come highly recommended by Mick Mercer. They were game and played a full set of mini golf after the interview. They are well regarded in the scene and I was surprised to find out that in their day lives they are civil servants.

Gothic Real take the lead

Whitby Town FC was the venue for the twice yearly head to head game between (the black strip wearing) Gothic Real and the team from the Whitby Gazette. I interviewed the opposing managers and after the playful banter was over it was clear that this game is taken very seriously. It ended 4:3 to the Goths and the crowd loved it. The supporters were dressed to impress and included an army in black, a 6ft bearded strawberry and a candy floss carton. I was only disappointed there were no official Goth chants.

Whitby Gothic Lolitas

Back into the old town and we filmed 'Goths in the landscape' including these UK versions of Japanese Lolitas and a trio of chip eating Goths including (centre) a man wearing Nazi insignia. Whitby's Gothic population was so swelled that we were literally spoilt for choice selecting shots. The only irritation were the sheer number of photographers EVERYWHERE. We had to dodge a 3 camera strong HD crew at the football game. I feel sorry for the person who has to go through their 270 minutes of footage to make a mini sting for the web project they were shooting for. I wonder how much of being photographed is part of the Whitby experience. Do more photo requests mean you have achieved the zenith?

You may notice that I haven't written about the cruise itself yet. It was so surreal and such long hours that there literally wasn't the time. But I will post pics the other side of a long sleep, na night.

Uniform wearing Goths eat fish and chips

Whitby Crew - it's a wrap

Things I Learned on Goth Cruise

2007-10-29T13:26:00.000-07:00

1) Cruise ships are insane. Or at least the one we were on was. Called ‘The Explorer of the Seas’, it was like someone had taken a shopping centre, a holiday camp and a hotel and put them in that machine that turned Jeff Goldblum into ‘The Fly’,then painted the outside white and the inside with every colour known to man, using hallucinogenic and sedative-laced paints, filled it full of low-paid but hyper-enthusiastic service staff and food and thrown it on the sea. It was 200 feet tall with 14 floors and had a full-size theatre, an ice-rink, a casino, a climbing wall, a basketball court, a spa, a gym, an English pub, a three-storey dining room, a running track and a nightclub. If someone had told me, halfway through the cruise, that there had been an extensive cave system below deck 1, I wouldn’t have blinked an eye.

It was a strange experience in many ways – mostly because we were working while everyone else was on holiday, so we didn’t really get the chance to relax into the whole concept of the cruise, but instead had to keep somewhat of a detached eye. This meant that we were constantly being freaked out by stuff – on day two someone mentioned that they changed the carpets in the lifts every day. What for? Well, there’s a panel in the middle of them that has today’s day on it –‘Monday’, ‘Tuesday’ etc. It’s actually someone’s job to go round every night after midnight and update these carpets, just so that you know what day of the week it is at any given time. On a cruise which lasts five days. That is batshit fucking insane.

2) When you are following a group of Goth men wearing kilts up a steep staircase, using a handheld camera which you are keeping very low, be prepared for what you are letting yourself in for.

3) Goth is a broad church. One of the questions Jeanie was asking was ‘What is Goth?’ and we got a lot of different answers, but one thing that summed it up for me was one night when I walked from the Café Promenade – the shopping street that ran through the centre of the ship into The Chamber, the nightclub which was holding one of the official Goth dances. The promenade, filled with pensioners and families browsing the shops was playing The Ramones’ ‘I Wanna Be Sedated’, while the Goth night was playing ‘Touch Me’ by Samantha Fox. For a brief moment while I passed from one soundtrack to the other, it was like someone had punched me in the mind.

4) 17 hour working days won’t actually kill me. On Wednesday, I shot my first shot – the ship arriving into port at Bermuda - at 8.45am and my last shot – Goths in a hot tub – at 1.45am. I think that the overall lack of sleep across the shoot was a major contributing factor to all of us feeling gradually more nuts as the cruise went on.

5) The reason why some people are starving in this world is that about half of the food that is in existence is on that cruise ship. Predominantly free of charge – you only really ever had to pay for booze – the cruise seemed to be designed in response to an intense paranoia that going without food for more than an hour at a time might actually kill you. After a while you just get used to it – we’ve all put on a ton of weight during the cruise, despite the fact that I was moving all day long and sweating copiously during intense handheld camerawork sessions – but when you find yourself loading a plate with four desserts and six different cheeses because you’re still a bit peckish after the enormous dinner you’ve just consumed, you know things are starting to go a bit awry. This is compounded to a ridiculous degree when you find yourself at a buffet in the dining room at 12.30 at night, surrounded by ice sculptures, eating sushi and cheesecake.

6) I am not Goth. Yeah, okay, I’ve got a bunch of Sisters of Mercy and Cure records – 12” remixes and everything – and I like horror films, but I’m not a massive vampire fan (although I do really like ‘Near Dark’) and I don’t really like wearing black (although the slimming nature of the colour would probably be an advantage right at this moment). I think I’m more dark on the inside.

7) I am not rock 'n' roll. In New York, we went to film at a shop in Greenwich Village, interviewing a guy called Jimmy. Jimmy was nearly 50 years old but was dressed like he just stepped out of a Billy Idol or Poison video in 1984. He was a massive Stooges fan who was Passionate (with a capital P) about clothes. His trousers were the lowest-cut and tightest I have ever seen. He lived in a basement apartment with no windows painted deep pink and lit by darklight. On his back he had this tattoo: I asked Mark what his tattoo would be. He said 'I've had enough'.

8) Towels can be creepy. Coming back to our cabin one night, I found that the bed had been made and that sitting on the top sheet was a towel folded into the shape of a rabbit wearing Jeanie's sunglasses. I thought this was weird, until I found out that this was a thing that the cabin staff do - look: As the days went on, there were others - including, in Mark's room, a weird monkey hanging from a coat hanger suspended over the foot of his bed. It looked like a pagan curse or something. The strangest one was probably a manta ray. Not that it looked really odd, but just because it made me think - how many animals do you have to go through and try and shape a towel into before you hit on manta ray? I know that the staff on these cruises receive a really low basic wage and have to make up their money in tips, and also that they work insanely long hours, so I don't have any problem with them having a bit of fun, but I do worry about their states of mind. I felt mad after less than a week on that ship - they do it for months.

9) Cruise ship staff are remarkably friendly and laidback. I was expecting problems with trying to film around the ship but in fact it was surprisingly easy. No-one ever said 'no, you can't film here'. We set up a jib in the middle of their dining room on a really busy night and instead of getting pissy and scowly about it, the waiters ducked their heads expertly under the treacherous swinging weights and never said a word, except to give us a smile and ask if they were going to be on tv. Maybe they went back to their cabins afterwards and preyed to their weird animal-towel god to wreak his vengeance on us at a later date, but I'll give them the benefit of the doubt.

10) I don't get seasick. On the way back from Bermuda the ship hit some bad weather and started really moving about on the water - which was quite worrying considering the size of the thing (a few Poseidon Adventure moments flashed through my head) - causing a lot of Goth tottering, but also leading Mark, Victoria and Jeanie to feel really queasy. Myself, Alex and Monika (the rest of the crew) were surprisingly unbothered. Weirdly though, once back on dry land, all of us felt a bit strange walking about - like we kept wanting to try and compensate for the ship's movement even though it wasn't there any more.

11) Filming seven foot tall Goths in seven foot tall cruise cabins gives you a bad back...

This post originally appeared at Adventures in Uncinema

Long Hair and My Inner Goth.

2007-10-25T23:06:00.000-07:00

It's Friday morning at 630 as I start this, and I'm preparing everything for this weekend of Goth up at Whitby. I'm really looking forward to it, working with Chris is always a joy, and I feel very at home up there, especially as the WGW (Whitby Goth Weekend) has been a regular destination for my wife and her friends for years. I can even remember being called the last Goth in Derby many years ago, on account of my dancing technique to a Cult track in the Rock House about 15 years ago. (I always used to notice that Goths and Rockers were always 90 degress out of phase - Rockers "head-banged" front to back, Goths etherially swayed side to side - but as the genres have become less distinct, everyone does more of a circular thingy now. What do you mean, "me old"?)

I wonder if it will all feel any different - and if I'll be viewed differently - now I've "conformed" and had my hair cut. Hmmm...20 years of hair 2ft down my back to a Number 2. It'll be interesting, as when we filmed in April I was amazed at how many people (Goths especially), made eye contact and facially said "hello" - a smile, a raised eyebrow etc. I've never experienced it so much before, and it was lovely. Perhaps the long hair was a marker of my inner goth, just waiting to get out when I'd finished the day job. I'm sure everyone will be as lovely, I just wonder whether it will be as open.

Right time to pack my bags. Sound Kit was all prep'd last night, and everything was super on that front. Just need to find my pants.

Black of course.

Grant

Shoot day 4: Hey now, hey now now - on the road again and heading for extreme weather

2007-10-20T09:11:00.001-07:00

It’s Mike and Amanda’s wedding day so we have all checked out of our hotel so we can drive up north to the Fort Montgomery wedding venue, New Jersey.

The amount of kit we have with us is ridiculous and we can barely move in the people carrier. I currently have a boom pole next to my head, like a fragile pillow.

We made our daily morning quest in search of the good drugs and general accoutrements to make me feel healthy – almost 100% placebo they sure make me feel like I’m doing something. So I’m swigging back the vitamin water and chewing on the green tea anti oxidant gum.

Waiting for the rest of the crew I was glued to the lobby wide screen TV – there are tornado and extreme weather warnings for the states but I couldn’t ascertain exactly where. As I am realising more and more the states is a BIG country! Could deliver a completely different kind of drama on the ship

After finding our great Jersey shore location for camera three on ship sailing day recceeing the port was merely a formality. Thank God we made it down there. That short reccee has saved us a disastrous shoot! We had completely misunderstood the location of the port and the beautifully cinematic location that we sourced last night would have resulted in footage that captured in fantastic detail the Manhattan skyline but would not have a single frame of cruise liner in it. There would have been a lot of frantic phone calls on Sunday to Chris – “get in the car, get in the car, get down to the port”. Thank goodness cock up avoided.